Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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