Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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