we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
