When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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