Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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