I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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