Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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