yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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