I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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