Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
well you can't waste a boner
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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