i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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