It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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