haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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