u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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