Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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