susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Randomize
