Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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