Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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