after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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