Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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