1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
