some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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