It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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