were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
