sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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