3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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