Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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