Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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