If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize