hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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