help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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