Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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