and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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