Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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