doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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