Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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