quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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