You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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