So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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