I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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