I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Randomize
