Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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