just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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