Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
