Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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