I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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