That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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