READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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