guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I wish there were birth control emojis
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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