I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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