I wanna bring you to show and tell
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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