worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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