is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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